Get ready for a frightfully funny fiasco in Horror on Snape Island! Our story follows a group of unsuspecting tourists who thought they were signing up for a relaxing getaway to a quaint, isolated island. Little did they know, “quaint” actually means “creepy,” and “isolated” means “absolutely no cell service when you really, really need it.”
Meet our intrepid (and increasingly exasperated) travelers: Brenda, the perpetually optimistic travel blogger whose Instagram feed is about to take a dramatic turn from #BeachVibes to #BloodyMayhem; Gary, the cynical accountant who packed nothing but spreadsheets and an emergency fanny pack full of antacids; Tiffany and Chad, the influencer couple whose biggest fear used to be a bad hair day (now, it’s pretty much everything); and finally, Mabel, the sweet, elderly lady who just wanted a quiet place to knit but somehow brought her own portable guillotine (for crafting, naturally).
Their journey to Snape Island begins innocently enough, a charming ferry ride across suspiciously choppy waters, captained by a fellow who looks like he’s seen a few too many tides (and maybe a few too many things). Upon arrival, they’re greeted by the island’s suspiciously named inhabitants, including the perpetually grinning Mayor Bartholomew Blight, whose hospitality feels less welcoming and more… carnivorous. There’s also the local innkeeper, Agnes, who keeps offering them “local delicacies” that look suspiciously like parts of previous guests, and Jedediah, the one-eyed handyman who communicates primarily through unsettling grunts and the occasional ominous shovel-clank.
As the sun sets and the island’s peculiar charm gives way to outright bizarre occurrences, our heroes quickly discover that their dream vacation is turning into a hilarious nightmare. Strange noises echo from the woods, shadows dance with unnerving glee, and the “local wildlife” seems to have an unnatural fondness for human ankles. From a seemingly innocuous island festival that features a “human sacrifice” piñata to a midnight scavenger hunt that leads them straight into the path of a surprisingly nimble chainsaw-wielding gardener, every attempt to find peace leads them closer to panic. Will they escape Snape Island with their lives, or at least with enough sanity to write a scathing Yelp review? Find out if this island’s horrors are more “haha” than “gah!” and if Brenda’s next blog post will be her last!
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