Friday the 13th is the perfect time for spooky humor. Here are a dozen jokes to get you in the eerie spirit:
- Why did the black cat cross the road on Friday the 13th?
— To prove he wasn’t superstitious! - What’s a vampire’s least favorite holiday?
— Friday the 13th… too many stake-related accidents! - Why don’t skeletons celebrate Friday the 13th?
— They don’t have the guts! - How do ghosts react to Friday the 13th?
— They get a little boo-ky about it! - What’s worse than Friday the 13th?
— Monday the whatever. - Why was the calendar scared of Friday the 13th?
— Because it knew its days were numbered! - What happened when the mirror broke on Friday the 13th?
— It got seven years of bad selfies! - What do witches do on Friday the 13th?
— They hex-ercise caution! - Why did the werewolf refuse to go outside on Friday the 13th?
— He didn’t want to get howled at by bad luck! - What do zombies say on Friday the 13th?
— “You might have bad luck… but at least you’re not dead yet!” - Why was the ghost laughing on Friday the 13th?
— He thought all the superstitions were just a bunch of hocus pocus! - What did the black cat say to the ladder on Friday the 13th?
— “Let’s team up and really freak people out today!”
Hopefully these keep the spooky vibes lighthearted! Do you have a favorite?
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