Apathetic Dating Services
Dating without the drama
Tired of swiping until your thumb hurts? Exhausted by algorithms that think they know you better than you know yourself? Done with profiles that read like job applications and first dates that feel like interviews?
We get it. You’re not looking for fireworks or fairy tales. You’re just looking for someone real.
At Apathetic Dating Services, we don’t promise you’ll find your soulmate in three easy steps. We don’t use 47-point compatibility tests or claim our AI can predict your perfect match. We’re not going to bombard you with notifications or make you feel guilty for not logging in every day.
What we do offer is simple: a straightforward way to meet other people who are also tired of the usual dating circus. No pressure. No games. No pretending to be someone you’re not.
Browse at your own pace. Message when you feel like it. Meet up if it seems worth it. Or don’t. We honestly won’t mind either way.
Because sometimes the best connections happen when you stop trying so hard.
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